Post Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:38 pm

Alright, I know these might be trite, but from someone outside looking in, these are rather amusing. And please, if you think there should be corrections, please, let me know. I do realize some of these will make no sense because of improper use of Co$ nomenclature.

Subtle campaigns:

Wouldn't you like to be an OTIII?

I can't believe I cleared/blew/auditted the whole thing.

Oh I wish I was an Operating Thetan, that is truly what I wish to be.
Cause if I was an Operating Thetan, then everyone would be in love with me.

"You sank my DC-8"

You deserve an audit today. At McHubbard's.

"Can you clear me now?"

You give us $75,000, we'll give you OTVII.

Dude, you're getting an audit.

Engrams inside.

So easy to OT, no wonder it's number one.

Is it live, or is it Xenu?

Welcome to the next level - O!T!

Get SeaOrg, it pays.

When L Ron Hubbard talks, people listen (could also be Tom Cruise)

You're in good hands.

Kills BT's dead.

I'm an OT now.

99 44/100% truth.

Does she or doesn't she? ...Only her auditor knows for sure.

I'm not an auditor, but I play one on TV.

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lastlife.

Strong enough for an OT VII, but made for an OT III.

Tough on BT's. Soft on OT's.

Scientology is your savings church, where your dollar buys you more!

Alright, it's late, and these probably won't make sense when I read them after a night of sleep. But I hope you enjoy.
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here
to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and
my kingdom is as great!

You have no power over me.