Post Thu May 20, 2010 6:26 am

Understanding Scientology-Speak

Some people have difficulty understanding Scientology promotion, press releases or event speeches. I’ve found that this is because the Church often uses common English words and phrases to mean something entirely different from the usual “wog” definition of that word or phrase. So, in the interest of clarity, I have compiled the following glossary of terms to assist in understanding Scientology’s literature and spokespeople.

acceptable truth: lie

“advance your IAS status”: pay more and more money to the IAS.

announcement and release: sales pitch. See also briefing.

attack: to question, challenge, or contradict anything the Church of Scientology says...............................
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