Suri Cruise Got An iPad, Is Almost Too Adorable To Hate

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Post Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:47 pm

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Almost. Suri has one of the most highly anticipated technological toys of the year, that adults were lining up to buy on the morning of its release after a month of forgoing take-out, drinking, and heating so they could afford it. And she’s 4. Meanwhile, I’m about to go throw myself on the mercy of a car dealership so I can get a POS automobile to drive myself to work for 45 hours a week so Sallie Mae doesn’t take back my useless degree and throw me into Gitmo for not re-paying my student loans. Plus pay for my coke habit.

Proof that Scientology f*cking works, yo. I’m tagging this “Celebrity Babies” because SHE’S A CHILD.
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Suri Cruise Got An iPad Is Almost Too Adorable To Hate

Elvis and Bigfoot are also helping Tom Cruise leave Scientology and reunite with daughter Suri.


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