"Make it go right! That is the way!"

[Grundy]

EXSCIENTOLOGY KIDS ORG
ETHICS ORDER #248322342336343
April 1, 2008

Remimeo

HailXxxx79 is now assigned to the ESK RPF for a minimum of 12 years, or until he gets tired of it.

During a trip to his home, he was heard to be humming a song from the album "The Road to Freedom."

He is found to be guilty of the SUPPRESSIVE ACT

IN ANY WAY ALLOWING A SONG FROM ANY PROJECT ENTITLED THE ROAD TO FREEDOM TO CONTINUE TO BE BROUGHT OUT FROM THE OBSCURITY OF THE PAST AND/OR INFILICTING SUCH ON ANYBODY.

HailXxxx79 is directed to start wearing all black and gray, and must study and co-audit 5 hours a day the "Rick Astley" Rundown.

Except for a nominal sleeping period, all other time must be spent delivering caek to members of ESK, none of which he may consume himself.

Signed, this 1st of April, 2008
MASTER BLASTER,
Ethics Officer ESK
Dept of Certifications and Awards

(See Kendra's SP declare to make sense of that departmental structure :p)[/code]

[astra]

I second that... the damn song is stuck in my head now too

oh, and in case anyone wants more lyrics...
"Make it go right
That is the way
Make it go right
and save the Day!"

And how about "Get on the Road to Freedom"...
Get on the Road to Freedom
Help us free all mankind
Your pain and all your sorrow
is only in your mind!"

And the very worst... anyone who was in the cadet org will remember:

"The Upstat Song"
"We are the upstats
the mighty mighty upstats
Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
So we tell them
We are the upstats
the mighty mighty upstats" on so on

You know it will be weeks before I get these songs out of my head

Sorry guys! These songs are all new to me, so they don't have the years of (deserved) hate built up around them that most of you have...

"Make it go right
That is the way
Make it go right
and save the Day!"

Yeah, that's the part that got stuck in my head...!

And trust me, I usually listen to stuff like The Smiths, Sigur Ros, David Bowie, and Depeche Mode, but, somehow, I sometimes also have a soft spot for bad pop songs...

Anyway, I will follow Grundy's Ethics Order to the letter to make amends!

[Tru2form]

[Tru2form]

Arrrgh! 1/2 hour after reading this, I found myself humming that durn song!

[astra]

[Grundy]

I remember when the album came out. I lived in CL at the time. There was a big event for the release of the album and it was playing CONSTANTLY at Flag for eons afterwards. I also remember my mom, who usually doesn't like pop music, playing it over and over - she even played it first thing in the morning when we woke up for school or course.

That album made my ears bleed... I remember altering the lyrics to some of the songs to be humorous... and was sent to ethics for J&D.

Nothing like fucking around and being busted for it and indoctrinated that "satire" is just as bad as the holocaust...

Sorry... I am edgy today... but that album really does make me want to murder puppies.

[Grundy]