Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:13 pm
Go Joe! (Humor on the Situation)
This, all of this, Scientology, Chanology, the protests, David Miscavige, Tom Cruise, Anonymous, it's all absolutely, completely and utterly absurd.
You have a shadowy, secretive, evil organization bent on global domination, complete with a leader who is a mixture of batshit insane and totally retarded and is over the top at every opportunity. They even have excessively complex and sneaky plans to further their agendas, with goofy cloak and dagger names, and yet stay out of the eye of the general public despite the appearance of borderline idiocy.
And then you have their opposition, a motley group of individuals united by a common enemy, who's individual strengths and experiences add up to a far greater whole. We even have code-names and uniforms.
All we're missing is fucking red and blue lasers and some ATVs. There's even an underground base involved in all of this, and secret vaults.
-From a post on E-Turb
You have a shadowy, secretive, evil organization bent on global domination, complete with a leader who is a mixture of batshit insane and totally retarded and is over the top at every opportunity. They even have excessively complex and sneaky plans to further their agendas, with goofy cloak and dagger names, and yet stay out of the eye of the general public despite the appearance of borderline idiocy.
And then you have their opposition, a motley group of individuals united by a common enemy, who's individual strengths and experiences add up to a far greater whole. We even have code-names and uniforms.
All we're missing is fucking red and blue lasers and some ATVs. There's even an underground base involved in all of this, and secret vaults.
-From a post on E-Turb
"If David Miscaviage declared hell suppressive, I would make at least a favorable reference to the Devil in /b/."
~Anonymous
~Anonymous