Post Sun May 24, 2009 10:17 pm

Tom Cruise really loses it

Police today were urgently summoned to the Hollywood home of Tom Cruise to respond to a possible suicide attempt by the famed actor / director.

Reports say that Cruise, for years a devoted member to the church of Scientology, was busy watching some of his old family home videos, which featured some of his previous lovers such as Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman.
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