Barack Obama is Xenu: Scientology, Tea Party join forces

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Post Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:16 pm

Barack Obama is Xenu: Scientology, Tea Party join forces

Combining the works of science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard, fictional character Ronald Reagan, economics fiction writer Milton Friedman and actor Tom Cruise, the Church of Scientology has announced that it has officially joined forces with the Tea Party movement.
“The simple fact is that our God has told us that Earth was once known as ‘Teegeeack,’” said Scientology leader David Miscavige. “This just can’t be a coincidence.”
The new off-shoot group – tentatively known as “ScienTealogy” – will combine the beliefs of Scientology and the beliefs of Tea Party aficionados.

According to a press release, the core beliefs of Scientealogy will be that Xenu the dictator of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billion of his people to Earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. This incident gave birth to Ronald Reagan and trickle-down economics……
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Post Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:13 pm

LOL! I am not sure who I find more crazy, scientologists or tea party activisits. Its a toss up.

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