Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:34 am
Scientology Events: The announcer?
So one of my favorite J & Ds when I was an unruly teenager was making fun of the "voice of Scientology"... whoever it is that does the narration at the events.
If you've ever been to an event, you know exactly what I'm talking about. He's got a deep, resounding voice, and he emphasizes his sentences like he's hosting The Price is Right.
My best friend and I used to have an in-joke, taken from our favorite event-phrase: "ScIIIEEEENTology, BBBOOOMing throughOUT the UNIVERSE!"
Farts were always booming throughout the bathroomverse. Every morning, I expect to find milk booming throughout my coffeeverse. Too much cheese booms throughout my stomachverse. Etc.
Anyway, uh, anyone know who the announcer was? I'd like to shake his hand and find out if he really talks like that.
If you've ever been to an event, you know exactly what I'm talking about. He's got a deep, resounding voice, and he emphasizes his sentences like he's hosting The Price is Right.
My best friend and I used to have an in-joke, taken from our favorite event-phrase: "ScIIIEEEENTology, BBBOOOMing throughOUT the UNIVERSE!"
Farts were always booming throughout the bathroomverse. Every morning, I expect to find milk booming throughout my coffeeverse. Too much cheese booms throughout my stomachverse. Etc.
Anyway, uh, anyone know who the announcer was? I'd like to shake his hand and find out if he really talks like that.
