DRUG COUNSELING- SCIENTOLOGY STYLE

As a teenager I used to smoke alot of pot, and try out other drugs just out of curiousity. I was never an addict, but like alot of teens I just liked to have fun & party. My parents were freaked out about knowing I was a pot smoker. So my mom sent me to a "Dianetics Counselor" Basically a fancy name for someone who knows absolutely nothing about drugs except for LRH's outdated drug info. from the 1950's....
So the way my drug use was handled goes like this:

I had to write up every overt & withhold I had committed in my whole entire life. Every O/W pertaining to each dynamic of my life. It took me about 2 days of thinking of everything. I had to even write up every time I had masturbated, because technically this is a withhold. Afterwards, I had to let my parents read all of my O/W's. As a teenager this was pretty damn embarrasing! It's funny how documenting your secrets & bad deeds are a constant part of being a scientologist. So this was scientology's solution to my drug problem... Great counseling huh?

[Tru2form]

Meh, I never did anything or tried anything. My big vices were cigarettes and coffee... I know, what a little addict I was, right?

Drank a bit, nothing too serious. I remember hearing about kids that had to get Dianetics (or other) handling for drug use (usually a joint or something) and thinking horrible things about them. I just couldn't understand it.

I did have to confess that I wasn't a virgin anymore during a metered ethics handling. That was fun. The EO said, "You have 24 hours to tell your parents or we will."

My mom was so cool about that, I'm grateful to this very day.

[astra]