If LRH was a fantasy writer

[Tru2form]

So Kyle and I were giggling last night about what it Scientology would be like today if LRH was into writing Lord of the Rings syle fantasy instead of sci-fi.

Implant stations would be portals to the demon lands

Psychic powers would be magical powers

Psychiatrists would be necromancers.

Body thetans would be body imps.

If that had been the case, do you think Scientology would still be as powerful an idea as it is now?

SP's would be Bolrogs.

Squirrels would be orcs (perverted elves).

Gondor, Rohan, the Lonely Mountain and Lorien would be the last havens for Scientologists protected from the big bad wogs.

When considering a "nic" to sign in/register here, I seriously considered using

"Strider"

"...not all who wander are lost." (from memory, now...)

But decided that might me presumptous on my part. A lot to live up to, for sure!

[RLSteve]

What if LRH had been an erotic fiction writer?

Anybody have any ideas for the erotic version of OT III?

[Tru2form]

What if LRH had been an erotic fiction writer?

Anybody have any ideas for the erotic version of OT III?

*dry heave* I'm not even gonna go there.

What if LRH had been an erotic fiction writer?

Anybody have any ideas for the erotic version of OT III?

Rule #34 on OTIII? Let Anon know and someone will deliver

WTF - this just struck me like some major COG!

Hmmm...lessee now..."If LRH was a fantasy writer"

He was, and ALWAYS WAS, exactly that BS artist too (goes hand-in-glove).

With that datum in place, a whole lot more makes sense, doesn't it?

How on Gods Green Earth could I have not seen that from the start! (self-analysis, me on me)

Note: To all those who "knew it all along" - be gentle with me and others like me...obviously we are sorta fragile, ya know...

I know just what you mean. It wasn't until I finally watched the taboo'd Southpark episode (wouldn't expose myself to OT data before, just in case...) that it became clear that much of this was sci-fi pulp of the worst kind.

No wonder no one's allowed to talk about it!!!