Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:43 pm by Iknowtoomuch
SP's would be Bolrogs.
Squirrels would be orcs (perverted elves).
Gondor, Rohan, the Lonely Mountain and Lorien would be the last havens for Scientologists protected from the big bad wogs.
"Everybody has a right to believe what they want to believe. But I don't believe that anybody has a right to trick anybody, to hurt anybody, to harm some body, for their own purposes." - Jason Beghe