If LRH was a fantasy writer

[Tru2form]

SP's would be Bolrogs.

Squirrels would be orcs (perverted elves).

Gondor, Rohan, the Lonely Mountain and Lorien would be the last havens for Scientologists protected from the big bad wogs.

When considering a "nic" to sign in/register here, I seriously considered using

"Strider"

"...not all who wander are lost." (from memory, now...)

But decided that might me presumptous on my part. A lot to live up to, for sure!

[RLSteve]

[Tru2form]

WTF - this just struck me like some major COG!

Hmmm...lessee now..."If LRH was a fantasy writer"

He was, and ALWAYS WAS, exactly that BS artist too (goes hand-in-glove).

With that datum in place, a whole lot more makes sense, doesn't it?

How on Gods Green Earth could I have not seen that from the start! (self-analysis, me on me)

Note: To all those who "knew it all along" - be gentle with me and others like me...obviously we are sorta fragile, ya know...