Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:38 pm
F*cking HILARIOUS! We can all use a laugh...
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently" - Nietzsche
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F*cking HILARIOUS! We can all use a laugh...
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:44 am
My merciless attempt at humor ... funny is good.
I'm thinking of how the Church of Scientology could make a quantum leap in membership if they would just pop for top of the line agencies like BBDO, JWT or Ogilvy & Mather for their advertising campaigns. Consider for a moment using a "successful" advertising theme instead of that loser Tom Cruise ...
SO SIMPLE A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT
(que music ... bring in caveman from stage right)
Look people, it's not like I'm the at the top of the food chain or anything but let's face it ... everybody's got a little behavioral problem. I mean, like I was actually a caveman before Scientology. I was one giant engram on a stick. Now look at me ... great job, nice apartment, fast car -- I'm on the bridge and moving forward. And I really don't want to sound condescending, but you know, if you're not IN ... you're like OUT. Do you hear what I'm sayin?
SO SIMPLE A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT
(que music ... bring in caveman from stage right)
Look people, it's not like I'm the at the top of the food chain or anything but let's face it ... everybody's got a little behavioral problem. I mean, like I was actually a caveman before Scientology. I was one giant engram on a stick. Now look at me ... great job, nice apartment, fast car -- I'm on the bridge and moving forward. And I really don't want to sound condescending, but you know, if you're not IN ... you're like OUT. Do you hear what I'm sayin?
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensée #895
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensée #895
Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:10 pm
Re: My merciless attempt at humor ... funny is good.
Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:07 am
Comedy Central's "Caveman 2"
Hey dudes ... the "H" Man tells us that most human problems can be traced to lingering spirits of an extraterrestrial people massacred by their ruler, Xenu, over 75 million years ago. My young assistant here has just been cleared of those horrible nasties. Does she glow like a Neanderthal campfire or what!
Just so you'll know, this stuff is way beyond spears and clubs ... I mean I ought to know! Before Scientology I wasn't much more than a caveman - you know the kind, wandering around ... just looking for my next meal of shrubs and insects. It was a miserable existence, and I was frustrated. Nothing made sense. Pretty much felt like a Homo sapien sub-species every minute of the day. You know what I'm talking about? I mean, on a good day I wasn't any more than an Ape-Man with an ATM card.
But then it happened ... this sweet young thing asked me if I wanted to take a personality test and the rest is history. We're talking "fast forward" of evolutionary magnitude here. Dude ... this stuff ROCKS!
Look ... I may have been a caveman once, but now I'm on the way to my Super Power Rundown and soon you'll be calling me the Love Doctor of the World. Ain't that right honey?
So ... you in ... or you out?
Just so you'll know, this stuff is way beyond spears and clubs ... I mean I ought to know! Before Scientology I wasn't much more than a caveman - you know the kind, wandering around ... just looking for my next meal of shrubs and insects. It was a miserable existence, and I was frustrated. Nothing made sense. Pretty much felt like a Homo sapien sub-species every minute of the day. You know what I'm talking about? I mean, on a good day I wasn't any more than an Ape-Man with an ATM card.
But then it happened ... this sweet young thing asked me if I wanted to take a personality test and the rest is history. We're talking "fast forward" of evolutionary magnitude here. Dude ... this stuff ROCKS!
Look ... I may have been a caveman once, but now I'm on the way to my Super Power Rundown and soon you'll be calling me the Love Doctor of the World. Ain't that right honey?
So ... you in ... or you out?
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensée #895
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensée #895
Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:22 am
Hunter make new art. Hunter do good. Artwork funny. Make my laugh.
This would be the "Post Apocalyptic" version of Scientology scriptures. It could use some suggestions for additional graphics, so feel free!!
This would be the "Post Apocalyptic" version of Scientology scriptures. It could use some suggestions for additional graphics, so feel free!!
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensée #895
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensée #895
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