Do Scientologists actually talk like this to each other?
Two Scientologists meet on the street.
"How're you doing?" one asks the other.
"Well, to tell you the truth, I've been a bit out ruds because of a PTP with my second dynamic because of some bypassed charge having to do with my MEST at her apartment. When I moved in I gave her an R-factor and I thought we were in ARC about it, but lately she seems to have gone a bit PTS so I recommended she see the MAA at the AO to blow some charge and get her ethics in. He gave her a review to F/N and VGIs but she did a roller coaster, so I think there's an SP somewhere on her lines. I tried to audit her myself but she had a dirty needle and BIs and was acting really 1.1 so I finally sent her to Qual to spot the entheta on her lines. Other than that, everything's fine..."
There is not a Scientologist anywhere to whom this paragraph would not make perfect sense. Like a secret code, the language of Scientology helps members to identify and bond with each other, and creates an invisible but effective boundary between the cult and the world "outside."
Now, I know that "Scientologese" is pretty much its own language in itself, but this seems a bit over the top. Would two Scientologists actually talk to each other this way? Or is it just exaggerating to make a point?
I will protest the Church of Scientology every month for as long as it takes for it to change.